The Utah Jazz “Un-Fan Club” has
I used to hate the Utah Jazz, back
when they had John Stockton and Karl "The
Postal Clerk" Malone.
I no longer hate the Jazz
- Karl Malone is gone.
- John Stockston is gone.
- Andrei Kirilenko!
- Picked to finish dead last, they almost made the playoffs with a Russian
forward, a Puerto Rican point guard, and large Alpine glacier (Greg Ostertag)
at center. Everybody loves an overachiever.
- With Malone gone, they are now much nicer than their fans.
I still think they should change their name and let New Orleans be the
Jazz, though. But instead of "The Dirty Dozen," I now suggest "The United